A spool of joke brocade gathers chapter 3160 readily knife scar
Old, old money, old, old Li Si Ren is a good friend.Old doubt other one person and oneself's wife in 3 people have illicit intercourse.Hence pack razor blade under the wife, lie that oneself was on business.Take a bath with other 3 people after coming back, discover that only old Lee's underneath has no knife scar, all of other 2 people's underneaths are knives scar.Great anger way:"You two dog Niangs keep and incredibly seduce my wife and see a person to see old Lee…………", At this time, old Lee aware of self satisfied, can not help roaring with laughter, sees old Lee, is all knife scar on the whole tongue.
A spool of joke brocade gathers chapter 3161 bet
There is a bachelor that have no daughter-in-law but have three tile buildings.If there are three Ms. Ges on the first, has been had no place accommodation to favor three tile buildings and then figure out an idea.They enter house and the fool amount of company to say our 3 to make you play if you finish having fun cow son still not soft that white play if is soft your house returned us very not the good fool point nods hence start playing the first to finish shooting Jing still pretty hard then change the second this will finish shooting Jing at also not ability hard the house lost a person to walk to buy a bowl in a teahouse down the avenue tea two take big bowl of the top putting a word leg dazed to recall to just take place of the whole thought of the third women a while the cow son is hard to get up the big bowl of crest in the handle knob to underground said two words after falling off accompany two dollars"should hard not hard, three tile buildings lose clean.Should be soft not soft crest ground family greatly flower bowl"!!!
A spool of joke brocade gathers the submarine in tonight 9:30 of chapter 3162
One day the wife carelessly caught a cold and feared to infect to the husband, buy a medicine to eat in pharmacy wife germ in the body open a debate and hurriedly go out at this time, in case be exterminated to have of say from the breath way go out to have of saying and following sweat together eject go to however the Hou have a germ says that you are too lousy, do I want to take tonight 9:30's submarine to go out!!!(Store small two Yues:The submarine points the man's secret weapon BE)
A spool of joke brocade gathers chapter 3163 Bush theory life
President Bush summons Secretary of State Powell, defense secretary to pull thin Er of Mu Si virtuous, discuss Iraqi warfare.After discussion ends, Bush says"the front warfare become critical, you want to work hard at chores for the country and more.We are the nations of democracy and legal system, originally should not I take care of your private lifes, but I still hope your sex of this period of time lives as far as possible decrease, fight for weekly once, each time not more than ten times."
After a week, Bush calls 2 again and talks a sex living problem, the Bao Qing says:"I strictly press the carrying out of president, each time not more than 10 times.".Pull a surname to say:"I am less, each time 4 times."Bush asks:"That is how problem-solving?"Pull a surname answer:"I am 1234, 1234, 1234 grounds of solution problems each time."Bush says:"What you did is still not enough well, I am a 3 times each time, 123, 123, 123"
A spool of joke brocade gathers chapter 3164 medical science report
There is a naturally bad egg, all day long loaf food and drink Piao wager, its wife sad remaining, have to a house to take the monastic vow.He visits prostitute everywhere, the absurd Yin of long term is disorderly, finally infect by the most malignant prostitute sexually transmitted disease , the doctor tells him patient already cream Huang have no the medicine can save, he only etc. die.He thoughts of since and soon human life, hence, he runs its wife of inside in the nunnery to repent some kind of, and request that canning hand over with her again is happy before willing die**makes him die so much once Ming eyes, although his wife is strict however brush-off, finally can not stand husband with entreating of"a night, husband and wife on the 100th boon", according to the family's mercy, also helped his wishes …good heavens!Unexpectedly this nearing death bad egg, incredibly didn't die after handing over a joys with its wife, on the contrary on all fungi viruses of body, all recover without treatment.Hence then run the responsibility scold a doctor and say that he is an incompetent physician.The doctor certainly feels unimaginable and counter-questions whether he took other medicine or did what cure?Bad egg such as on the spot tell a doctor, he in addition to once doing a proper business with his house several years of wife, what don't also do.Therefore, the doctor thinks that the key sticking point of problem must be on the wife of this bad egg.They arrive at nun Yan together, at its secretion adopted by wife private parts, has been analyzed, really have been already become mildewed, and long Xiao germ, the toxicity is very strong.So can fight poison with poison!Does this medical science report that you can approve?
A spool of joke brocade gathers chapter 3165 few year agos
Count year ago, England's spending to study is bigger than pillar-like in shape body part for the glans penis part of man's sexual organ of Shi Mo and study to last for two years and cost USD 180,000 and suggest as a result,Beats By Dr Dre Solo, the glans penis part is bigger than a caulis department, can make the man get more fun while making love.After the research announces as a result, Germany means to query to this and decides that oneself carries on a research to this afresh and studies to last for three years and costs USD 250,000, get the conclusion of BE, the glans penis part is bigger than a caulis department, can maid servant the person get more fun in the middle of making love.Conclusion after announcing, the Canadian doesn't believe the result of British guy and German guy, hence their beginning they study.After three weeks of precise calculation and research, exactly cost USD 75, Canadian get conclusion:The glans penis part of man's sexual organ is bigger than pillar-like in shape part, is in order not to the penis slip to come out from the hand and beat oneself's forehead.
A spool of joke brocade gathers an American some small town of chapter 3166
Words say on some small town in the United States, retired a per family somebody else of town to know this matter an old mailman, last in succession send letter at a time in the old mailman, send and give him penny a refined retirement gift.The old mailman follows Zhao for this Mo old leave feeling to clingingly send Zhao of letter, with full intention and softheartedly receive a gift?Smith's madam passionately receives him to go into while sending to Smith's house inside, present ascend one cup aromatic coffee, please old mailman to slightly take one son in the down stairs, she also wants to send to the old mailman a special gift, after five minutes, madam a sexy gauze stands to be on the second floor stairs, in a soft voice change old mailman to go upstairs.Old mailman heart these is also somebody else's some kind of thick ideas, always can not reject gosh!Putting together an old life's canning not be ungrateful to somebody else Wu, either is then 2 people dark cloud rains and winds are some kind of.After gift finishes accepting, the old mailman expresses appreciation to the madam, the madam shouts a∶ while being about to turn round to leave"wait for a second, do I still need to give you 10 dollars!" the old mailman have to feel suspicious at this time, how does the Mo have this Mo good matter?Then ask madam ∶ "do not Mr. Smith mind?" the madam answer a∶ "this matter is my Sir last night and I the amount of company was good of" the old mailman listenned to is also surprised that the madam continued to say ∶ "last night, I mentioned that you soon retired while chatting with my Sir, I asked him ∶ "did I send an old mail Shi Mo gift?"He says ∶ " Damn!ThatoldFool!Fuckhim!MmmmGivehimtendollars!"
A spool of joke brocade gathers chapter 3167 spoon
A man gets into a restaurant to combine drive the bellboy lead into dining table side;When he sits down drop to the ground a spoon lane, the bellboy stretches to import bag to take out another spoon to put on the table.The man asks:"How will you thought of to put spoon in the pocket?"The bellboy answers:We have a group of management advisers to come to observe us to work a circumstance and put forward to improve a project, they discover to have 31% guests will carelessly drop to the ground the spoon;If we take an on the body, will economical we walk to return to kitchen to take clean spoon of Gan of time."It is really a good idea."The man says.Use up meal Hou, the man starts to pay the bill;When he pays the bill notice bellboy pants the zipper hang Zhao a line, and discuss with bellboy.The bellboy explains the function of this line why:"The advisers suggest that we use this line to improve our work efficiencies, they suggest if we hang Zhao a line in the zipper, in our convenience, needs to pull this line, however Hou ours" younger brother younger brother ＂ will come out, like this our hand can't be stained with dirty, can save to wash hands of time.""Many ideas of sticks!"The man says.The man pays Hou to turn round to leave a restaurant and discover this idea to have while being him to arrive doorway a little not in the right;He turns round to ask bellboy:"You how will yours" younger brother
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