Was too thick and all become'**'~"accidentally say:"Accidentally do of be**!"A short while, the vegetables is familiar, invite mm:"Is quick to come to taste mine'**'!"The mm didn't discover "deep idea" in the words and tasted an exultation way:"You this**well delicious!"
81.Pull out a tooth today, return to a house to originally think that the old daddy wills comfort for a while and has never thoughts him but says:"You can generate electricity in Holland~" is 555 ……
82.A girl dresses up as pure feeling to ask:"You say kid from where livings out?"
Is another one girl despise way:"Depend, this is still remarkable, where go in from where come out Bai!!!"(Big waterfalls sweat in Nicaragua)
83.The computer screen that just saw elder sister Shi had a thing of similar news spooler above, the top writing led very quickly.
Is accidentally curious to ask:Is this a lyrics?
Elder sister Shi:BE ah!
Elder sister Shi:How to lead so quickly?Didn't see pure!
Elder sister Shi:Week hero Lun of!!
84.The president and English teachers visit in some high school in France together, the president talks in the hall, and the English teacher does a translation.
President:"Each teachers, the classmates!"
Teacher English:"Ladiesandgentlemen!"
President:"The ladieses, the Sirs!"
English teacher-_-!Think under say:"Goodmorning!"
President:"Is good in the morning!"
Teacher English:……
85. mes:My article writes so difficult see, the owner saw to annoy dizzy ……
Mm:That you write a good point as far as possible, after all is the first time you wrote, anyway the owners will annoy dizzy~
Me:Calculate, anyway owner how will annoy dizzy, that I still literally write~
Mm:……
The 86. mms is uniting many bottom Chin chesses, level very vegetables' saying, very not easy by luck won 1 dish, I certainly must give encouragement, result somebody else totally unconcerned the ground say:"In fact that person is very smelly, the pigs can win him!"
87.Some four eyes for the first time up OICQ, ask to give up friend:"PPMM" what mean ah?
Give up friend to play trick a way:"PPMM" is the meaning of"mother-in-law mother"."
Four eyes ask again:What about that"MM"?
Give up friend:"MM" is "mother"'s meaning.
Four eyes suddenly realize way:Do I say, today a net friend's asking me am to isn't "mother-in-law mother", I say be not;He asks me again is not is "mother", I say also not BE;Then he has already made the my a "daddy" daddy(88) walk~
88.Five blessing children get together chat.
Shell shell proposal:We rise a childhood name for wes, I call "shell child"!
Is clear and bright:That I call "crystal child"!
Joys joys:I make"joys child" be getting better!
Ni Ni:I make"Ni child" be getting better!
Face Ceng ground uprising to say:You chat, I have a little a matter and walked first ……
Words say 2058, five blessing children get together chat again.
Shell shell:We said again wes' nickname, people all really respect me and call my"shell Ye"!
Joys joys:People all call me"joys Ye"!
Ni Ni:People all call my"Ni Ye"!
Face:People all call me"face Ye"!
The clear and bright Ceng ground uprising says:You chat, I have a little a matter and walked first ……
89. mms:"Is it the man that gotted married and then doomed?"
Accidentally:"Do not know, however you are married with me you can play egg~"
The high state with 90. wses:Be keep a sensitive plant, exclusively touch play, the sensitive plant is unbearable to bully finally be touched abashed dead!
A spool of joke brocade gathers chapter 2829 ten kinds of most interesting Chinese
The most distress Chinese are corrupt officials wife.She doesn't dare to greatly chase to spend money and fear a dew rich;Is afraid that the leadership seeks a husband to talk, especially Ji checks, check the person of Cha hospital;If the husband has several days suddenly don't go home, she will grow crazy.Her dream BE, take money go to a who don't know as well of place, everything is from zero beginnings.
It are fans to is the most silly the Chinese emitting.The fan of China is silly to make you feel again pitiful they, oneself will also become a fool.Money also, the tears also flowed, time also spends, and more than 20 in the last yearses, Chinese football but some progress also have no.
The richest Chinese are kids.Speak of to nobody to believe, the kid is most rich in the Chinese.At their father generation eyes in, with ease spend to drop ten dollars to have a criminal felling.Can if a piece 10 dollars the big ticket put in a kid's in front, his look in the eyes disdains to a to attend to.
The Chinese that lose most are writers.20 year agos, if is lucky to put on a hat of writer, have special meaning, he can with fame and wealth and accept.But now who if dare to also say that oneself is a writer, will have a little courage.The writer in nowadays equals author or"write a hand" and sell a text for living.
The most easy Chinese are weak-mindeds.Is only weak-minded now, the life is truely easy.Their life targets are very small, their desires are smaller,Monster Beats, as long as the food can fill stomach, the dress can avoid cold, live happy.
The most boring Chinese are a Yu to record.Before newspaper tube dead, personal places of exertion were few, but the change of newspapers and magazines, but from amusement layout of printed sheet beginning of, and developed a boring amusement reporter.Someone calls that Yu's recording is the cook who satisfies citizen's taste, you want to see what, he does for you what.
The most satisfied Chinese are big style of.Don't worry money, don't worry a woman, don't worry social status.No matter is big style of of pass by is to isn't dirty, today of satisfied is affirmative and beyond doubt.Now big styles most fear of is difficult to express change, for example and suddenly stipulate to hand in property, or is a "young lady" and then punish to become bankrupt etc., this says to is darned towards being big styles of coming.
The sadest Chinese are 30 years old haven't married of woman.Now not only face marriage distress, also face existence crisis, because have already started robbing their bowls than their young girl.The woman isn't easy to accept have already been getting older of fact, or very difficult also painfully accept this fact.
The Chinese that have mercy on most are farmers.In fact the mountain village country people's intelligence quotient unlike city inside the person is low, its smart degree absolutely makes people admire.Can they but can be annual salary?Only the village master's post of over 100 dollars but fight.The farmer of China comes downed and then haded a kind of special identity from cradle to the grave, for abandonning this identity, they even want to spend the energy of whole life.
The most unlucky Chinese are a people.The grave field of retail an economist like this says that the stock market of China is the gold mine of big door, .Although the words are partial to arouse, but the stock market of China contains a kind of flavor of casino, a group of poor people and a few rich men go to wager, who lose who win certainly is that need not thought carefully.
A spool of joke brocade gathers a bad woman of chapter 2830 to fix to do a secret
Do a bad woman, my meaning is a son Mei of the bad woman-face of the real meaning and heart son hard, start steady quasi- malicious, having super top-grade sensitivity and appreciating ability to the man, not harboring evil designs will throw into disorder everywhere aqueous of stupid woman, need self-discipline.Practiced moral culture 300 years ago, behind cultivated mental poise for 300 years, repeatedly a hundred years long brain, then can become its achievement.
1, front volume:300 years ago, body self-discipline Shu
The bad woman is certainly sexy, be like silk similar frivolous softness in Hangzhou, be like Parisian perfume similar five be fond of 3.But the sex appeal don't mean that must being dressed in is special to expose, walk to shake chest to put hip heel in the street the chicken is similar, Zhang Kou shuts up:Eldest brother, establish relationship not?Have ever seen coquette in 《chat Zhai 》 ?They are most likely a Jiao weak pitiful of, the Se Se shiver of, Chu Chu is moving, very careful ……mix with scholar familiar after, just beginning if have if have no the ground hang up eyebrow to take an eye, the desire touches still rest, chew the betel nut Tuo Tan Lang, round round table to be running and smiling, be scolded by the housewife to make:Like one flatter son!Body self-discipline, necessarily
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